HenWrangler

dearest hens, pull out a quill and pen some notes. this one is worth keeping between the feathers.

have you ever wondered what the secret is to making a rooster do the things you want, cater to your every need and treat you like a queen? the answer is quite simple, and probably something you’ve been told many times, but for some reason, have failed to accept it or apply it.

the secret that is known but ignored is a hen’s failure to stroke a rooster’s ego. and just to be perfectly clear, ego is not a euphemism for pecker. now, stroking peckers is something not to be overlooked either, but we’ll leave that one for another time. seriously though, it’s that simple, but i guess the simplest things are sometimes the most difficult to understand. yet, some hens are very good at understanding this—note that one hen who is always surrounded by roosters as if some explicit act is about to go down. the one you think is super flirty and slutty. the one you hate—yes, that one. they’ve mastered an essential part of the art of hen’n. ego-stroker hens tend to be happier and have way more fun than most other hens.

call it charm, whorish or whatever, but ego-stroking is always the way to go whenever you want your rooster to yield to your commands. it taps into one of the most basic rooster instinct, that instinct that makes him feel like the protector and king of his coop. it’s a powerful force, so take advantage of it whenever possible. this is somewhat synonymous to that nurturing instinct you hens carry. you know, the one that fools you into falling in love with that stray lazy rooster, because you feel sorry for him, want to take care of him—then validating his laziness with statements such as”he’s so talented” or “he’s a genius,” but then refuses to find a job or do something with his life. yep, you hens and your charity cases. eventually, you gonna have to wing-up and move forward.

i believe the biggest hurdle when it comes to hen’n is putting your ego aside. a hen’s ego can be very counter productive and a hindrance in matters of hen’n. no one likes a bitter or anti-rooster hen. once you get passed that, stroking a rooster’s ego will be a breeze. it’s okay to allow yourself to be a hen, and a rooster be a rooster. there is nothing wrong with that. if anything, it should be empowering and fun— without having to be submissive or losing your independence. after all, it is a hen’s world, and if you can’t stand on your own legs, you shouldn’t be out there hen’n. below are few key phrases i’ve compiled to get you started. have fun and be safe.

top five ego-stroking phrases:
1. “you’re the champ.” (use this one often.)
2. “whoa! that was amazing.” (after any mounting session, regardless of whether you mean it or not; always finish with a positive, especially after a subpar mounting session.)
3. “you’re so strong.” (do this while grabbing his bicep/arm even if the rooster is all bones.)
4. “you make me nervous.” (use your best judgement with this one.)
5. “i’ve never met anybody like you.” (in truth you haven’t met anyone like him, so it’s not really a lie.)

HW