HenWrangler

hens, the first thing you should always ask a guy you’re lusting over is, mac or pc? their answer can save you a ton a grief later. let me explain.

obviously, i’m mac all the way. i don’t even allow a PC in my house. there are exception though. if you’re a hen and i want to ruffle your feathers, i’ll allow it. otherwise, keep your crappy computers at home.

i just don’t understand why folks put up with PCs. it just boggles my mind. certainly, we can go on and on about which is better, and why, but that doesn’t help anyone. putting that aside, here are some facts about mac users and owners, i believe will help you from wasting your time on capons.

mac users:
1. usually college graduates (yes, smarter)
2. have disposable income (he won’t be asking you for a $3 loan to pay for the dinner you just had with him)
3. more accurate and more productive (meaning, he’ll know where to find your g-spot and do you more often)
4. creative and open-minded (will paint you pretty and not tell you god talks to us directly)
5. can appreciate beauty and design (“he don’t do ugly or cheap” )
6. don’t play online games (enough said)
7. are web savvy (will build a website dedicated to you overnight)
8. tend to be super hip (will tell you to leave your penny loafers at home)
9. are happier (won’t be downing the whole bottle of meds in one gulp, or turn out to be a serial killer)
10. well informed (knows to use other positions other than missionary)

there you go. now, if that list doesn’t say “perfect guy,” i don’t know what does. of course, like most things, there are exceptions. i do have some PC-user friends, but most of them are engineers (socially awkward but loaded). so unless the PC-user is an engineer, a real one, not one of them fools with an ITT degree, or two year degree bullshit, don’t waste your time. your best bet is to find yourself a mac guy.

HW