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HenQs: why doesn’t he call me?

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dear hen M0R,
thanks for your submission. this is a question as common as paris hilton flashing her hoohoo, and just as open-ended. i get asked this all the time and my answer is always the same—it’s time to pick up your feathers, straighten your skirt and take your hen’gina to a road less traveled.

see, once you get to a point where you have to ask that question, it pretty much means it’s one-sided, and not in your favor. i always advocate that if it’s going to be one-sided, it should be on the side of the hen, but in this case, it seems the rooster has gotten the best of you.

my guess is that things started casual, fun and an all-access-fest to your party parts. there is nothing wrong with that. if anything, it’s very henwrangler worthy. normally, when a hen is “hen’n” in proper form (a topic i will cover at a later date), a rooster not calling back, or calling only for mounting sessions, is nonissue. i understand no one likes to be dissed, but sometimes this may  trigger feelings that carry heavy loads of insecurities and inadequacies. there’s nothing detrimental in this, but it does slow the growth of becoming a valued hen. by that i mean, it stunts the progression of you moving forward and allowing yourself to be open to new hen experiences. sure it feels like you were bitten by hen fleas, which make you agitated and restless, but ultimately it’s about accepting things as they are and not looking for some ridiculous cosmic sign or relying on tea leaves to determine that he too might have mutual feelings of love.

with that, here is my short list as to why that rooster may not be calling you back:

1. simply, he is not that into you as you are into him.

HW

what are HenQs? HenQs is short for “hen questions.” if you’re a hen and have a question for me, send it my way.

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August 6, 2011 at 11:10 am

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