HenWrangler

i get it, the vag is a delicate piece of folds and warmth, but do i need to be reminded constantly, that at times, it has the potential of baking a yeasty bread if the conditions are just right? i think not. i’m sure hens don’t appreciate that either. sure, it’s natural, and happens more often than not simply because the humidity down there might sustain a rainforest, she skipped a bath or two, got a dirty-fiddle, or whatever, but running commercial after commercial over and over again, just seems a bit much.

vagisil proclaims, “be the woman you want to be 100% of the time.” so if the cooch ain’t flowering properly, you’re less of a hen? really?  WTF? seriously, imagine seeing a commercial continuously for skid-marks. skid-erase, “be the asshole you want to be 100% of the time.”  it’s just too much.

perhaps, i shouldn’t be watching oprah while on vacation.

HW